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Bite
Erica Stroud-Jones, a brilliant young British scientist, has found a revolutionary way to beat a deadly tropical disease. Millions of lives could be saved, a Nobel Prize beckons. Tomorrow she is due to present her secret research to a scientific conference.

But Erica vanishes during the night. Her American boyfriend Max, a tough former coast guard, is determined to find her. As he digs for clues he finds jealousy, malice  and cunning. And even he is shocked by the dark terror he finds at the heart of the woman he loves.

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Bernard Jones and the Temple of Mammon
In this second volume of the Bernard Jones Diaries, retired civil servant Bernard Jones finds making money through investing remains as elusive as ever, though his overbearing and over-sexed wife Eunice finds no trouble spending it.

As ever Bernard’s family, Guardian-reading schoolteacher son  Brian, dopy daughter Jemima and malevolent grandchild Digby (a.k.a The Antichrist) all seem to stand in the way of his reaching financial nirvana. Worst of all is Bernard’s dotty mother Dot, who holds in her palsied hands an inheritance that can make or break the family. 

Bernard is an emblem for the thousands of small investors whose stories of struggle and persistence are never told, an operating prophet for those weighed down by a demanding spouse-to-earnings ratio. 

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Dunces with Wolves
When it comes to money, Bernard Jones is a bit of a dunce. The retired civil servant and amateur investor discovers that when share prices start plunging his wealth falls even faster. As the credit crunch bites, he and his share club cronies at the Ring o’Bells pub find they can’t bank on a bank, build wealth on a housebuilder, nor rely on a retailer.

Bernard can, however, rely on his domineering wife Eunice. A woman of persistent passion and advancing dress size, she single-handedly keeps Britain’s consumer spending alive. From sustainable teak gnocchi spoons to Andalucian macramé shoe organisers, there isn’t much you can teach Eunice about stocking up on essentials. 

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Bernard Jones Trilogy
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